Stories

1.    One time in grade six their was a little girl who was shy.  Anyways one day she made a weird face and me and my friends heard something like a muffled wet fart.  Then the room started to smell like shit.  Then she ran out of the room with a bulge in the back of her pants criing.

2.    One day I was getting yelled at by my prinsipal and like usual not paying attention.  Then I decided to piss him off even more so I asked him not to breath on me because his breath smelt like the stinkiest rotten eggs ever.  Then he got real pissed off and ran out of the room.(probobly to finally brush his damn teeth)